When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
“This is Problematic,” I say, gesturing to the machine in the center of the room. I lead my guests to gather around it. I throw the switch, and the machine hums to life. It starts to shake, and the lights blink rapidly. A shower of sparks explode from the casing, the dials spin wildly, and a plume of noxious smoke, causing everyone present to hack and cough violently as their eyes water. One woman vomits, prompting a man to vomit in response.
The machine works perfectly.